Tuesday December 1 2020
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!
Welcome new month. Whatcha got for us, December? Oh yeah, the festive holiday season. Well, we’ll see about that, because 2020.
By the time the Elf on a Shelf phenomena came onto the scene, my son was long past the frivolity of a preternatural toy that is always watching you.
Well, that sounds extreme. The thing isn’t always watching, of course. Because after he collects all his data during the day, he’s got to book it to the North Pole with his intel report, then get back by morning to settle into his new hidey hole. That’s how this nanny state concept works.
Well, enough of that nonsense, this is 2020 and everything has changed.
I don’t know how different it is here in Ohio compared to the rest of the country. But we do have this inside joke.